Madness has apparently become infectious; everyone has
caught the whiff in recent weeks apart from the clergy; because they said so
and they should know. Meanwhile in the wave of sexuality that hasn't existed in
every single mammal that has ever lived apparently sweeps over the children of
the U.K.
turning them into rampant sex beasts.
The archbishop of Canterbury
has declared that he, and other people that believe in spiritual things, are in
no way mental. A sign of mental illness is hearing voices in ones head; as a
voice for the ultimate deity one can only assume that Justin Welby can not
only hear voices but presumably he knows who is doing the speaking.
There is a fair amount of religious people, they seem to be
all over the place at times; statistically, even if one assumes that the
majority of them are sane, there will be a certain remaining demographic that
has a more tenuous grasp of reality. It might be less of a leap if one
believes, for example, that an ethereal being demands the removal of a body
part that he created for the benefit of the owner, to step across the threshold
into the realm of the genuinely crazed.
People who think they are Jesus might be mad, presumably
they are also religious; it would be going to far, possibly, not only to
declare yourself as Christ but then pointing out that you don’t exist either.
Or perhaps you do exist; you just aren't the son of God, how did you come back?
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| The Archbishop of Canterbury: 'If you say I'm mad I'll cut you, I'm imagining it now.' |
In 2011 Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hemandez declared himself as
Jesus and fired an AK47 at the Whitehouse, the motivation for this is the fact
that Barak Obama is the antichrist. Which is fair enough as far I’m concerned;
religious freedom in a developed country means that people should have the
right to act according to their beliefs and worship in their own special little
way; even if it means rocking back and forth and shouting ‘I hate blacks’ at
the top of their voice.
To emphasize the sanity that dwells deep in the mind of the spiritual; here is an article written by a person of sound mind indicating Dungeons and Dragons causes people to behave irrationally, which is true, usually by continuing to play it. The problem being it also encourages people to become genuine sorcerers, which is where the argument might fall down. I, however, think that the problem of the youth of today training to be mages and wizards and altering reality to achieve their own evil ends may have been solved for us in advance.
At this point in the article it becomes apparent that no one
has actually accused the Archbishop of Canterbury of being mad; he is just
shouting ‘I’m not mad and neither are the others’ without any provocation. This
is generally viewed as a bad sign.
Earlier a leader of an earlier religion observed that
‘society was losing the plot’ altogether and everyone was mad for not being
Jewish. God is going to be very cross with one of these men as they both
believe in very different hats; all being well he will make them fight.
As madness displays a strong absence amongst the religious
fraternity it is clearly evident in school policy. An astonishing decision to
combat the sexualization of children by telling them about it when they don’t
need to know and aren't interested has taken place. By telling the children
about porn, which they don’t know about, they will then be safe from what they
haven’t seen and as a result not be influenced by it.
The role of the parents in this is clearly underestimated as
they should be casting a cursory glance on what their responsibility has access
to; the chances of children having access to hardcore pornography in a primary
school seems fairly limited. Or it was, until someone had this frankly stupid
idea.
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| 'Where do you put this at the point of orgasm?' U.K students are put through their paces. |
There is a hypocritical element; presumably the parents of
these children did become sexualized at some point on the premise that these children
exist at all, unless all the children are Jesus. Perhaps if we can make sure that
no-one becomes sexualized then we would not have to teach the children how to
be a mammal, no-one would pictures on facebook of their wrinkled offspring or
put a pram next to me in a restaurant, the latter being firmly in the top five
arguments for contraception.
Perhaps the best idea would be if people were only allowed
to breed by Immaculate Conception; we would pay less tax, restaurants would be
quieter and if Jesus did turn up we would know it was him.
Pope Francis spoke openly on the topic of child safety and
faith on Thursday in an interview with Elrond Lord of Rivendell: ‘I don’t get
why people keep connecting pedophilia and Christianity’, the pontiff stated,
‘Jesus hated bald pussy. Mary Magdalene had a thatch like a Boney M afro and he
was up her inner thigh like a spider monkey. The apostle Paul used to tell an
anecdote in which Jesus set fire to Mary’s pubic hair to see if it said
anything.’
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